Over the weekend, The Rock documented his “cheat meals” on Twitter. The stomach-exploding damage:

• Round 1: 12 pancakes
• Round 2: Four “double dough” pizzas
• Final round: 21 brownies.

Yesterday, presumably after awakening from a 24-hour diabetic coma, he tweeted this:

Bible says ‘an eye for an eye”. Also says ‘Cardio time big boy. Work off all that junk food U had yesterday’. #MySpecialBible

— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) September 30, 2012

We’re not exactly sure what he means by that “eye for an eye” bit. But there’s a good chance that he’s in mortal danger as “Healthy Rock,” still disoriented from the dietary atrocities of Saturday’s shameful food orgy, tries to exact biblical revenge upon himself for the sins of “Binge Day Rock.”